Leelu is nanobots.
nfhjdsbfghvbdjsdnh:

Just letting everyone know that this is still the best Homestuck fanfiction on the internet. 

nfhjdsbfghvbdjsdnh:

Just letting everyone know that this is still the best Homestuck fanfiction on the internet. 

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

strangewiththepowertochange:

In which Karkat knows what a healthy relationship looks like.

strangewiththepowertochange:

In which Karkat knows what a healthy relationship looks like.

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

interretialia:

interretialia:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

an-amateur-roman:

an-amateur-roman:

an-amateur-roman:

NEVER FORGET

THREE MORE DAYS

IT’S BREAD DAY EVE

HAPPY BREAD DAY

FELICEM DIEM PANIS

Dies Internationalis Panarius mihi valde placet!

interretialia:

interretialia:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

an-amateur-roman:

an-amateur-roman:

an-amateur-roman:

NEVER FORGET

THREE MORE DAYS

IT’S BREAD DAY EVE

HAPPY BREAD DAY

FELICEM DIEM PANIS

Dies Internationalis Panarius mihi valde placet!

and people say anime is shit.

pleatedjeans:

via

peachsss:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

This^ All of it.

sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP