Leelu is nanobots.
koruga:

tentacletherapissed:

hussielaughingalonewithfatvriska:

archaeoghost:

The homestuck kids making just-about-to-sneeze faces.

dave

can you imagine dave. he’s just sitting there all stoic like he usually is and suddenly out of goddamn nowhere he lets out this goddamn hell-shriek of “CHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” that sounds like a choir of banshees getting anally fisted and theres not one goddamn warning and his snot is goddamn everywhere and its terrible

And that is exactly how he would describe it. There are veritable tears in my eyes from reading that.

koruga:

tentacletherapissed:

hussielaughingalonewithfatvriska:

archaeoghost:

The homestuck kids making just-about-to-sneeze faces.

dave

can you imagine dave. he’s just sitting there all stoic like he usually is and suddenly out of goddamn nowhere he lets out this goddamn hell-shriek of “CHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” that sounds like a choir of banshees getting anally fisted and theres not one goddamn warning and his snot is goddamn everywhere and its terrible

And that is exactly how he would describe it. There are veritable tears in my eyes from reading that.

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

thesnaketoyourdaffodils:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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Can I join your family?

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
boyparts:

#eat ass

maccasmiz:

seductressslutty:

zarla-s:

seductressslutty:

zarla-s:

I’M SO SORRY THIS JOKE JUST WOULDN’T LEAVE ME ALONE i’ll show myself out

BUTTER PECAN STRIKES AGAIN

So Barney/Gordon is called butter pecan then? But why? :o I feel like there must be a story behind that, haha

Honestly I have no idea how “butter pecan” came to be and I still don’t understand it. But it somehow stuck. I think it might have originated with Kasky? (Kasky, if you come across this and want to correct me/offer input, please do so :pp)

I’ve also heard the pairing called “FreeHoun”, if that’s a little less “UUUHHH?” for you ;p

oh god no mel no

sassytonythetransbandit:

polaroidxirwin:

thecuriousmuffin:

lizthefangirl:

pretentiousprat:

The dorm wifi names here crack me up.

where in the heck are you

PENIS

Drop it like its hot spot

bill wi the science fi

sassytonythetransbandit:

polaroidxirwin:

thecuriousmuffin:

lizthefangirl:

pretentiousprat:

The dorm wifi names here crack me up.

where in the heck are you

PENIS

Drop it like its hot spot

bill wi the science fi

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.